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TOP TEN SIGNS THAT JUDGE ITO IS REALLY, REALLY MAD
10. Grabs Exhibit A and starts slashing at the lawyers
9. Keeps terrifying witnesses by setting off firecrackers under
his robe
8. He's shaking like Apollo XIII
7. His habeus corpus is going all quid pro quo
6. When he says "Johnnie Cochran," he leaves off the last syllable
5. Caught juror chewing gum and made him eat a month's worth of
beard trimmings
4. Threatened lawyers, "If you don't shape up, I'm going to have
O.J. kill you"
3. Demands that lawyers address him as Judge Dredd
2. Chris Darden went home last night with an assful of gavel
1. He begins putting on the gloves